Title: Just a Typical Day Genre: AU/Romance/General Rating: K Warnings: none Summary: It was pretty much a normal day for Francis. It included all the things in Francis' day that he considered normal, for instance Arthur yelling at him for making his tea wrong. Or perhaps Antonio and Gilbert causing trouble for the ladies that entered the shop. Either way, it was a typical day for Francis, much to his disappointment.
Title: Lucky Bunny Genre: Romance, Humor(?) Rating: K+ Warnings: Fluff, fluff everywhere. Pairing(s): USUK Summary: Every nation has secrets and quirks. One day, England finds out America's. However, England wished that they weren't so pink, fluffy, dirty, ratty, and looked like rabbits. USUK and fluff! De-anon from the kink meme. [FFN][AO3]
Title: My Darling, My Love, My Sweetheart, My Everything Genre: Romance, Humor(?) Rating: K+ Warnings: Fluff, fluff everywhere. Pairing(s): USUK Summary: It's raining in London, England and sadly Alfred is bored out of his mind while visiting his boyfriend, Arthur. During this time, the two decide to explore the names they want to call each other. Fluff and de-anon from Hetalia kink meme. [FFN]
Eventually the dream world took everyone with them, thankfully the door was locked, right? -.-.-.-.-.-.- There was pounding on the door that alerted the guard immediately. Sinna pressed her ear against the door, listening for the heavy breathing that belonged to Steve. It was quiet outside the door though, causing her to sigh in relief. She slowly cracked the door open, peeking out for any sign of Steve. She opened her eyes and peeked through the small crack, not seeing any sign of Steve.
Another sign of relief.
Looking back out though, she say large gray eyes looking right into hers through the crack. Sinna screamed and rushed to close the door, waking everyone up while getting her weapons ready.
“W-What is it?!” asked Rabbit, concern taking over instead of being annoyed by the rude awakening.
“I-It’s Steve!” answered Sinna. Everyone else started waking up, not happy with the news that Steve found them.
“Honestly doesn’t that guy know how to leave people alone?” asked Mik. The pounding from the door started coming back, but more frantic.
“He’s trying to break in.” said North.
“We could barricade the door?” suggested Panda.
“Good idea! Quickly everyone, grab something or push something towards the door!” ordered Rabbit.
Everyone got up, scrabbling to find something as Steve continued to try to force his way in. Everyone started piling things in from of the door, from the dresser in the corner to a flower pot that was randomly in the room. The last item was a tea cup placed on top, thankfully with no tea still left.
“It would be a waste if that tea cup still had some in it.” said North. Panda agreed, taking a sip of her cocoa.
The pounding from the other side seemed to have faded, giving everyone some relief.
“Looks like it worked! We’re safe!” said Spinner. Panda smiled while drinking her cocoa, happy that her plan was actually work-
A giant hole in the wall created by Steve made that relief go away right away. Along with any of Panda’s thoughts of her plan working.
“Well.” was all Panda said, before taking another sip of her cocoa.
Before anyone else could react, Steve rushed in, grabbing Cure and Panda. Cure’s scream and Panda’s complaining over Steve making her drop her cocoa was heard.
“i GrOw BoReD.” said Steve, “fisHiE sAlAd WiTh PaNdA DrEsSiNg.” he looked over at Panda, holding her in his left hand, then turning to Cure, “mAiN dIsH? cUre.”
“Don't eat any of us~!!!!” yelled Cure. Panda was struggling, trying to get free. North pulled out a bottle filled with a red liquid.
“I'M SURE THIS WILL TASTE NICE AS A PRE-DINNER DRINK, YES?” said North, inside the bottle was poison. Sne came in through the hole, holding a Finnish-American rifle towards Steve, taking several well aimed shots. No one messed with her cat or friend! Careless grabbed all the weapons she could find in the room.
“Steve, if you don't let them all go this instant, you will wish that you never messed with this fandomly.” she said, glaring at the large alien. Nise did a smiliar thing, aiming her bazooka at Steve.
“Let them go, or else...” threatened Nise.
“Where the heck is Pandi, you’ll have to get past her first if you think you’re going to eat me!” said Panda.
Faerie was starting to get mad, her Homestuck side taking over. “Okay Steve. YOU’RE MOTHERFUCKIN’ ASKIN’ FOR IT!”
“fEaRy DrEsSiNg?” taunted Steve, before turning back to his two captives. They continued to struggle for their freedom, they weren’t about to become Steve’s next dinner! Cure was using her claws to scratch against Steve’s large hand while Panda was wondering if it was a good time to use that hidden shotgun.
Everyone stayed cautious, wanting to make their next move carefully, or else it could end with losing two of their friends. ---------------------------- A/N: I have nothing to really say besides that I love cliffhangers and being cliche.
The barricading the door idea, that was from my sister watching Scooby-Doo and I remembered that Shaggy and Scooby would do that a lot, and it usually backfired with the monster finding another way in or the monster was in the room with them. In this case, Steve found another way in, charge right through the wall! I have no sense of humor.
I hope you all enjoyed and thank you Shiny for proofreading all the chapters up until now! <3
“That breathing is really creepy...” said Cure, and it was true. A chill was going down everyone's spine. The sound of foot steps coming towards them was slightly worrying.
“Please, don’t let there be two Steves!” thought every member of the group. Turning around, they instead saw Sinnafain, the wacky cousin who came over for a weekend and never left and she usually claims the comfy armchair in the living room as her domain, speeding down the halls towards them, carrying a variety of weapons.
“So we're fighting Steve now?” asked Sinna, not waiting for anyone to respond, “I'll pick him off from a distance!!! Get ready, Steve!” She ran over to the hole, holding her rifle as she started shooting down it, not entirely sure if Steve was getting hit by the bullets. Llama looked distressed, like she was forgetting something very important.
“Is something wrong Llama?” asked Cure.
“I feel like I’m forgetting something...” answered Llama before it suddenly hit her what she forgot about. “THE DINNER! I LEFT THE OVEN ON!” Llama started running down the main hallway they were in. “If someone wants to borrow my axe in the meantime, they're welcome to it! AND NO DINNER FOR YOU, STEVE. UNLESS YOU WANT A SANDWICH IN EXCHANGE FOR LEAVING US ALL ALONE.”
“Bye Llama~ see you soon!” chanted the group, used to saying “hi” and “bye” to people daily. Before they could leave, the sound of something making a large bang startled them.
“G-Guys! Steve’s here!” yelled Sinna, still firing at the monster. Sadly it wasn’t working very well. Steve rushed over to the group and grabbed Fishie out of her aquarium and placed her in a large bowl.
“HE'S GOT ME! I CAN'T GET OUT! I CAN'T- I-” yelled Fishie as she started panicking.
“NOOO FISHIE! WE'LL SAVE YOU, DON'T WORRY!” yelled Nise. Before Steve could do anything, Rabbit took out something from her bag. It looked like a staff. While holding up the staff, a blinding light came out from it, transforming Rabbit into Sailor Finland! While the light was still blinding everyone, including Steve, Rabbit took out her sniper rifle and sniped the bowl, freeing Fishie. Her raptors ran to catch her, bringing her over to Rabbit where she had North’s bullet proof tank ready and waiting.
As the light started to fade, everyone noticed Fishie was safe and sound, while being mildly confused about how that all happened. They looked over at Steve, who was just standing there, trying to make just as much sense as they were over what happened.
“I have no idea what just happened, but that was seriously epic.” said Spinner. Everyone looked over at her, nodding in agreement.
“Way to go Rabbit!” “That’s our mama!” “Go grandma Rabbit!” was cheered by the rest of the fandomly. Rabbit turned around, smiling over her shoulder at the group. She turned back around, ready to attack Steve with a blast from her wand!
Steve rushed forward towards Rabbit, ready to attack, but Rabbit was quicker, jumping up into the air and sending down attacks using her wand! The other members say this was a good sign to attack back. Mik called Rabbit’s raptors into action, all of them swarming towards Steve. North used Lyle’s flames again to attack Steve, pushing him back. Fishie’s fish and her Liopleurodon attacked too, further pushing Steve back until he was against the wall. Rabbit’s final blast completely pushed him through the wall.
“Now... everyone run!” ordered Rabbit. Everyone started running down the hall, trying to create enough distance away from Steve to rest up. Running through hall after hall in what seemed like a maze. They eventually reached one of the bed rooms (whose bedroom, no one could tell despite all the America posters).
“H-Headcount!” panted Panda, “We need to make sure we didn’t lose anyone.” Everyone looked at their watches, announcing the time (force of habit) and that they were present.
“So that’s everyone... good we didn’t lose anyone.” said Careless.
“I think we can relax for the time being. Let’s take shifts and watch the door, if Steve comes, then we alert everyone!” said Rabbit. Everyone nodded, some people falling onto the bed from exhaustion.
“I hope Darwin and Rosalind are okay...” said Mik.
“I’m sure they’re fine Mik.” said Rabbit, smiling over at her. Mik smiled back, sitting down on the floor trying to relax now that Steve was far away from them.
“I wonder if we have time for a nap...” said Spinner.
“I’m sure we do,” answered Careless, looking over at Rabbit “Do we?”
“Sure, that’ll probably help everyone.”
Taking that as a good thing, most of the people in the room started dotting off, entering the dream world.
No one noticed the creaking floorboards.
No one noticed the sound of heavy breathing entering the hall way.
Eventually the dream world took everyone with them, thankfully the door was locked, right? -.-.-.-.-.-.-
It was cold.
A cold place.
“Where is everyone?”
“eVeRyOnE wHo?” asked a voice coming from all directions of the darkness.
“Everyone. The fandomly!” I answered.
“wHaT fAnDoMlY? yOu’Ve HaVe AlWaYs BeEn HeRe.” said the voice. It sounded oddly familiar.
It was also very hypnotic.
“W-What are you talking about?!” I screamed. This wasn’t true! Everyone, the fandomly, the spazz fests, the encouraging words, t-the everything!
“i MuSt Be GoInG. i Do HoPe YoU eNjOy YoUr StAy HeRe....”
And with that the voice left.
Everything started getting cold again.
Darkness was coming from all the corners of this place.
Strangely enough, I don’t think I really care.
“yEs MaStEr...” --------------------------------- A/N: I LOVE CLIFFHANGERS! //shot
Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! It was fun to write the Sailor Finland scene XD And don't pay attention to my horrible fight scene writing.
“IS THERE A NO OPTION?!” Panda asked back, hiding behind Cass. Careless drew out her weapon, ready to attack the monstrous alien.
The attack was cut short by Darwin coming in and headbutting the alien, sending him through the wall.
“STEVE KICKED ROSALIND. HE FUCKING KICKED HER.” yelled a very angry Mik, “THIS IS WAR, YOU GODDAMN ALIEN!”
Darwin looked just as angry, Rosalind was his friend after all. Before anything else could happen, Cass, Careless, and Panda ran over to the others. Behind them, Steve started getting up, swaying side to side, before rushing forward and kicking Darwin as well. Darwin zoomed past the group, collided with the wall, and caused a large hole in the wall. Spinner was close to kicking Steve before Careless held her back.
“oOpS, pOoR dArWiN.” taunted Steve. Instead of getting the reaction, he noticed that Mik had a calculating look on her face.
“I never said their names, you bastard! Now I have an idea as to who you are~” the group perked up, happy and waiting to hear who it was, if they knew who it was, then they’d figure out how to free them! There was a glint in Mik’s eyes as she made a dramatic pose while saying, “ARE YOU RACHPOP?”
The room was silent. Everyone had wide eyes at the conclusion. Steve, however just stood there, not moving, just as silent as the others.
“nO. i WaS tHeRe At ThEiR bIrTh.” answered Steve, referring to Darwin and Rosalind. The room remained silent. Mik was not moving.
“... DAMMIT WHY MUST MY MEMORY SUCK. ARE YOU TINE? BECAUSE SHE'S DONE THIS BEFORE.” The monster didn’t even bother answering her question before advancing towards the group. Everyone, taking the hint, ran out through the door. Llama, however stood her ground, wielding her new axe against the monster.
“MISTSPINNER GAVE ME AN AXE.” Llama started to bring the axe down on the monster, almost hitting him, “THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.”
“lOoKs GoOd To BrEaK aQuArIuM,” Steve said, while grinning over at Fishie’s bowl. “y/Y?”
“STEVE, NO. BULLETPROOF GLASS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREAK IT!” yelled Fishie from inside her aquarium. “PLEASE STEVE GO AWAY, PLEASE?”
Cass watched the scene, before telling the monstrous alien, “Fishie is a merperson, not a tiny little fish. You're making a huge mistake.” The monster paid her no mind though, looking over at Fishie, Cure, and Panda. There was a very hungry look in his eyes while staring at the three.
“I HAVE A PANDA ARMY AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT STEVE.” threatened Panda, “WARNING FOR YOU NOW: AS A BUDDHA I KNOW HOW TO BE UNCLAM.”
Before Steve could advance any further and attack Llama, Spinner moved her out of the way as everyone started running down the hall together. A roar from somewhere caught them all off guard. Flying towards them was none other then North, with her dragon Lyle.
“AGAIN STEVE, THIS IS LYLE. HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING RED EUROPEAN DRAGON BITCH. AND IF YOU DON'T GTFO, HE'S GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP YOU TO SHREDS.” threatened North, flying towards the alien while riding Lyle, “YOU THINK WHAT YOU DID TO THE NATIONS IN THE MANSION WAS BAD? HONEY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN LYLE HUNTING~”
“dRaGoN wInGs TaStE GoOd.” At that comment, Lyle opened his mouth, fire came out, hitting the alien and the walls before a loud crash could be heard from Steve colliding with the ground. Once Lyle was finished, the after burns and small flames could be seen, along with a large hole in the middle of the hall way. Everyone looked back at each other, before going over to the hole to see if Steve was still alive.
Looking down it, there was nothing but darkness and the sound of heavy, heavy breathing coming from Steve. ---------------------------- A/N: I'M SO LATE WITH THIS CHAPTER OTL Apologies to everyone that was waiting! ;3;
This may or may not be a short chapter, but I love leaving cliffhangers~ owo I hope you enjoy!
Sometime between Llama’s bat getting broke and the sound of thunder happening, the group got split up. The darkness made it hard to see who was with who. It was lucky that all the fierce pet owners ended up together. Mik with her two dinosaurs, Darwin and Rosalind, Rabbit with her raptors, Llama and her Discopogoceratops, Louly and her dragon Lyle, Fishie and her Liopleurodon, and Sinna with her basilisk.
Mik was in general mode while the other generals weren’t up, ready and waiting for when Steve would attack. Rabbit came by her, saluting and said, “I have left Cap in command of my raptors. She will surely use them well.” Mik nodded, understanding the situation. Everyone within the small group was worried about the others, getting split up wasn’t a safe idea. No one seemed to notice a figure lurking near by, with his big gray eyes staring straight at the group. -.-.-.-.-.-.- Meanwhile, Panda was holding one of her various pandas, this one being Pandi, the small general of the Panda Army. She sighed, hoping she’d run into someone eventually. The sound of something crashing onto the floor caused her to jump. She ran towards the source, seeing that one of the vases fell onto the floor.
“That’s weird... no one’s in here s-so how did that h-happen?” she looked around the room, thinking it must be one of the cats roaming the building. To her surprise, no one else was present in the room.
“Ha ha ha... that moment when something falls and no one else is here...” she whispered, scared if there really was someone else present in the room. There was the sound of something creaking in the room, causing a chill to go up Panda’s spine. Soon something else fell over, smashing to the ground, causing her to scream. Turning around, expecting to see some horrible monster, she instead saw the curtains... blowing in the wind?
“....” she just stared at the curtains, how they moved with the strong wind “WHO THE HELL LEFT THE DAMN WINDOW OPEN?!” she yelled, causing that floor to shake slightly. -.-.-.-.-.-.- The Steve attack continued with the smaller group, trying to fend off the monstrous alien. Their efforts were also towards making sure Steve didn’t try to break Fishie’s aquarium.
“Please Steve, don’t break my aquarium! I can’t breathe air!” pleaded Fishie, swimming around, panicking. Soon Rosalind was standing in front of the aquarium, protecting Fishie’s tank from breaking.
“NO WORRIES, ROSALIND WON'T LET ANYTHING GET PAST HER.” assured Mik. However, a couple of seconds later, Rosalind was kicked down by Steve, causing her to crash to the ground.
“i LiKe My FoOd FrEsH.” said Steve. Louly came from behind, putting Fishie in a bulletproof glass tank.
“WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW STEVE? U MAD BRO?” taunted Louly.
“Thank you North!” said Fishie, feeling safe as she hugged her. Steve glared at the tank, clearly upset that they were prolonging his next possible dinner.
The thunder boomed again, causing the darkness to be lite for a second, before they noticed that they were all alone again. -.-.-.-.-.-.- Careless and Cass were lucky to find Panda before she got angrier.
“Seriously?! Who does that?! Just leaves a window open in the middle of a storm and forgetting to close it! I swear I would never do something like that...” she continued ranting until Cass handed her a cup of hot chocolate.
“Remain clam Panda, we don’t want you getting upset.” said Cass. Careless nodded, not really wanting to see anyone upset. Panda accepted the cocoa, muttering a thank you before taking a sip of her hot chocolate, trying to calm down. The creaking from the floorboards outside the room didn’t help though.
“What was that?” asked Careless. Panda looked back at Cass, both not knowing what the answer could possibly be. No one moved, waiting to see if whatever it was was gone before talking again.
There was more creaking, heavy breathing too, coming from the other side of the door. They remained quiet, before something else fell over again, smashing to the ground loudly. Everyone jumped, then jumped again when the door was busted down.
Steve entered, observing the three before smirking. The thunder outside certainly didn’t make them feel any safer being stuck with Steve.
-------------------------------------------- A/N: This is getting really fun to write~ I feel like writing more fandomly fics after this (but the fandomly is too big to write fics for unless it's a certain event... //does want to write that weird mafia fic idea someday)
Also, Louly=North in case anyone is wondering. The name is interchangeable to me, so I'm sorry if I call her both names through out the fic and it confuses you. orz
The present fandomly members gathered around each other, protecting Cure from Steve’s wrath while Vice Cap, Uncle's sister and Rabbit’s daughter, along with the Captain of the S.S. Alpaca, were arguing with Steve over their restraining order and divorce.
“YO STEVE! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT RESTRAINING ORDER OF OURS?” asked Cap, “I WOULD KINDLY LIKE YOU TO GET THE EFF OUT OF THE UNIVERSE.”
Steve tilted his head, not entirely sure what Vice Cap was talking about before finally noticing the picture of Luxembourg’s chin on her shirt. “tHaT cHiN lOoKs GoOd.”
“AWWWW STEVE, I THOUGHT YOU HATED THE CHIN,” she started, “AFTERALL YOUR APPETITE AND THE CHIN BROKE UP OUR MARRIAGE.”
“Okay Steve, are you Steve from my harem? Beepy Steve, Garbled Steve, Staticky Steve, or Echoey Steve?” asked Fishie, “and stay away from Cure and Cap!”
“i'M nOnE Of ThOsE.” answered Steve, completely ignoring the last part she said. Instead, he turned his head towards Cure, that creepy smile starting to come back as his appetite started getting worse.
Llama rushed in front of Steve with her nailbat in hand, pointing it towards Steve. “Cure! Get behind me! I've tapped into my inner yangire! I can protect you!” Cure dashes over to Llama, hiding behind her leg.
“rUsSiA cOuLdN’t sToP mE. wHaT cAn YoU Do?”
“Oh, just... THIS!” Llama raised her nailbat, whacking Steve on the head with it. Steve starts to topple back, not expecting the sudden attack. “Quick! Everyone run!” Despite how dark it was, the thunder provided little light and the group was able to make it to the dinning hall without too much hassle. Heavy panting could be heard from everyone, but it suddenly went quiet when there was pounding on the door.
“Crap... did Steve find us that quickly?” whispered Mik. Everyone remained silent, trying not to make their presence known to the alien. The door flung open, causing everyone to jump, but still remained quiet. A fowl smell soon entered the room, causing some discomfort for the group.
“There you all are! Dinner’s ready!” called out the voice.
“R-Rabbit?!” asked everyone.
“Who else would it be?” a series of hugs, tackle hugs, and attack hugs were given out, relieved that it wasn’t Steve that entered.
“Thank god it’s you!” said Careless.
“I was about to lose all clamness if it wasn’t you!” cried Panda. While no one said it, no one wanted to think of seeing an unclam Panda again... especially the one from one of Steve’s previous attacks on Spain.
The love fest continued on, everyone being accounted for, thanks to Ven’s headcounts. More banging on the door interrupted their lovefest and the door broke down again, this time with Steve entering.
“EVERYONE! LET'S ALL STAND IN FRONT OF CURE AND PROTECT HER FROM STEVE! WHO'S WITH ME?” yelled Fishie. Everyone nodded in agreement, deciding to stand in front of Cure, almost creating a wall of protection.
“wHaT a PrEtTy aQuAriUm. sMaSh y/Y?” taunted Steve.
“PLEASE DO NOT SMASH MY AQUARIUM! I CAN'T BREATHE AIR!”
“STEVE HAVE YOU TRIED TINA'S DIET? IT'S SIMPLE CABBAGES TODAY!” yelled Ven, holding a cabbage in her hand.
“tThAt GoOd FoR a SiDe DiSh, ThAnK yOu.”
“HEY, STEVE! YOU HARM LUXIE'S CHIN, CURE, ANYONE HERE AND I WILL PUNT YOU INTO THE OCEAN USING THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKING CANON!” threatened Vice Cap, incredibly angry at the situation happening.
“I LEAVE THE TROOP UNDER YOUR COMMAND, VICE CAP! DIRECT THEM WELL.” ordered Rabbit, saluting Vice Cap. Meanwhile, Fishie rallies her fish army, getting them ready to fight against Steve.
“WE CAN DO THIS! STEVE IS GOING DOWN!”
“iS iT gRiLlEd FiSh tOnIgHt?” Llama rushed forward, attacking Steve with her nailbat again.
“-whack- Got -whack- enough -whack- of -whack- this -whack- yet?” asked Llama, continuing the attack, “Because -whack- there's -whack- plenty -whack- more -whack- where -whack- this -whack- came -whack- from!” With one final whack from the nailbat, Steve was slammed against the wall, unfazed by the attack. He rushed forward, taking the bat in his large, grey hands and breaks it in two while looking Llama in the eyes.
“gRiLleD lLaMa GoEs WiTh FiSh.” Steve’s creepy smile started coming back, causing some of the group to shiver, getting a chill run down their spine. Mistspinner came from behind Llama, handing her an axe in place of her broken nailbat.
The real battle was just beginning.
------------------------------------------------ A/N: I find it funny this is only fic I've ever written and updated frequently with.
I think this is my longest chapter yet... I wonder how I'm going to write action scenes, because I feel like throwing them in there. Oh well, I'll figure something out~