Hello everyone! My name is pandafan332, otherwise known as Panda Buddha or Panda here on the comms I enjoy being on. This will mainly be for friends and members of the fandomly over at the Hetalia Fandom Family comm. I'm a member of the Hetalia fandom.
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Writings:
Thank You Curse Elevator
Why You Shouldn't Steal From Antonio
Fandomly Writing:
Steve War II fic (incomplete)
Cardverse Planning (complete with roles for everyone and description of roles and kingdoms)
Peace be Welcomed (Hetalia Fandom Family Cardverse fic) (incomplete)
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- Peace Be Welcomed (Chapter 5)
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- pandafan332
- May 18th, 17:10
Fires devastated across the Spades kingdom; no village, city, or town was safe from the wrath of the Clubs military. The hatred and tense relations between the two is the blame of this violent act. Even if nowhere was safe in Spades, the capital city was worse. Fires hit it everyday. Caused by Clubs magicians, the size of the group didn’t matter at all, since it was rare to have the Fire element in Clubs, the power behind those spells and the casualties that came with it was all that mattered.
People would say that this started the Great War that devastated all four kingdoms.
Within a matter of weeks, the war between Spades and Clubs turned into an all out war between the four kingdoms. Hearts was dragged in almost immediately after the first week, taking the Spades side. Diamonds came in later, three weeks after Hearts entry into the war, and sided with Clubs.
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Diamonds Castle
The ballroom, newly built, was full of more life than the castle had seen in years. Masked nobles were seen everywhere, chatting among themselves while casually avoiding the topic that was on everyone’s mind.
No one would want to discuss the reason for this event and why it was earlier than usual.
A rainbow of colors decorated the ballroom dance floor as the first Waltz begun. The people danced gracefully across the ballroom floor, not even daring to touch hands with someone wearing a different color than their own. The tense and fragile atmosphere would not be broken, the memories of the past years would not explode today and cause a chain reactions of violence to occur. Diamonds itself was too fragile after the Civil War that plagued them towards the end of the war years.
While some danced on the dance floor of the Diamonds ballroom, other watched from along the side. One girl, sitting down at one of the tables with her red, flowing dress, watched the dancers, clapping as the Waltz came to an end. Her hair was a rich, wavy, dark brown with hazel and slightly green eyes. Someone nearby, a Diamonds with short, brown hair with a bow on the side and brown eyes, also stood to applaud the dance. Her outfit was far from formal, but easy to move in and was yellow, orange, and brown. While they wore different colors and had different nationalities, they still shared similar crowns upon their heads.
The crowns told the surrounding people of their future positions as the Aces of their kingdoms. Similar crowns were worn by two other people somewhere in the large ballroom, ignoring each other based on the colors they wore.
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Hearts was coming in from both sides of the allied kingdoms, successfully invading Diamonds and currently trying to invade Clubs with the Spades. The small, old kingdom was always known for its military, but the Clubs King didn’t expect it to be this devastating after what they did to Diamonds, taking the capital and crushing the castle with brutal force that no kingdom had expected from the usually calm kingdom. The brutal attack was most likely pay back for the death of the pizza loving Queen of Hearts during the last battle against Diamonds. The King and Jack immediately begun the attack on Diamonds, losing the Ace of Hearts along the way. The people mourned the death, but saw the death as an honorable one for the March through Diamonds and for the fallen Queen of Hearts.
During the invasions, Diamonds lost their Ace in battle during the early attempts to stop the sea invasion. It was only a while later that the people of Diamonds finally exploded, creating a war within their own kingdom. The castle fell and the Jack was the only surviving member, crowned as the new king of Diamonds. The people didn’t know what happened to the King and Queen, rumors spread that they tried to flee to Clubs, but were stopped and killed. Other rumors said that the Hearts found them and took them prisoner.
With the Jack of Diamonds as the new King, they called neutrality after fighting for 3 years.
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Unlike the Aces, scattered about and unwilling to talk to one another, the Jacks all stood together in a circle, discussing future plans for treaties and their hopes for the future of the kingdoms. They each wore the colors of their kingdoms, with similar crowns upon their own heads, all a silver or gold color with one jewel the same color as their kingdom. One of the upcoming Jacks was carrying a large flag on her back, rolled up and waiting to be used. The other Jacks didn’t question it and continued to talk about the future, along with some of the problems facing the parts of the kingdom they were from.
“So what was it like where you lived?” asked the new Clubs Jack. The discussion went silent for a moment, before the new Hearts Jack cleared her throat.
“It was... bad. My town didn’t get hit by the attacks, but some neighboring towns did...” answered the Hearts Jack.
“Where I lived, we were on rations because of the royals pouring all the food and supplies to the army,” answered the new Diamonds Jack. “Along with the blockade...”
“The same for me.” said the new Spades Jack. The Clubs Jack nodded, understanding what everyone went through.
“It might have been worse in Clubs... the invasion towards the end of the war was horrible.” said the Clubs Jack. The others nodded, knowing that the past Hearts monarchs were horrible people, blinded by revenge for their fallen Queen. The Hearts Jack soon explained that most of the Hearts people where she lived didn’t like the idea of invading Clubs through the mountains in a hope for a sneak attack.
The Jacks soon changed the subject from the horrible events to the war back to what the future might hold.
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Hearts eventually collapsed on itself. The kingdom was bankrupt from the war efforts. The money spent on the Navy and the army caused widespread poverty. Eventually, the Navy was exhausted and the army was growing tired of fighting. The people eventually revolted towards the end of the war, overthrowing the former Hearts monarchs. The Hearts-born Grand Council members stepped in and took control of Hearts, ending Hearts involvement in the war.
This left Spades and Clubs, opposite kingdoms and rivals, to continue the fight. The kings refused to stop fighting, despite protest from the Jacks, Aces, and Queens to call for the end. The revolution of Hearts had spread to Spades and Clubs, causing a revolution to take the minds of the people, especially the peasants. The revolution high was only a rumor to the Kings as they battled their way to the top, waiting for one to fall or slip up.
Eventually though, those revolution feelings made its way to the troops. The soldiers and their superiors sided with the peasants in the biggest revolt seen in both kingdoms. The peasants and soldiers marched to their capitals, to the castles, with a need to shoot the kings down.
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The new Kings and Queens were centered between where the Jacks and Aces were located. They glided on the dance floor, their gold and silver crowns shimmering in the moon light that bathed through the glass walls to the left of the room. They danced as one, as all King and Queens should with anything involving their kingdom, they needed to be equal and in agreement to anything. If one disagreed, the Jack and Ace were the final votes.
The Spades King and Queen danced near the other Spades attending the party, their silver crowns making them separate from the other Spades. Wearing similar blue colors, it was still easy to tell that the Queen was older by her height. While the King was younger, she still held much potential. The Queen was chosen to guide the new, young King down the correct path.
“This is quite fun, don’t you think?” asked the new King.
“Yes, very fun.” answered the Queen, a small smile slipping on to her usually serious face.
Directly across from the Spades were the Clubs King and Queen. They also wore silver crowns, with large, fierce, green emeralds decorating them, contrasting to Spades beautiful sapphires. The Clubs King was a sweet girl and the Clubs Queen was a smart individual. They made a good combo, a kind king paired with a knowledgeable queen. Their combination is exactly what the people needed after the revolution.
“I wonder when the official crowning will begin...” wondered the Clubs King.
“Hopefully after this last dance.” answered the Clubs Queen. The King smiled up at the Queen and continued their dance, being slightly nervous over the official crowning for them and the other monarchs of the kingdoms.
Towards the left of both Spades and Clubs groups were the Diamonds, dancing even more gracefully to the Waltz playing. They moved in a more coordinated fashion, all practically as one during the entire dance. The King and Queen danced in the center of the large group, their gold crowns with beautiful topazes decorating their crowns. The King, while very short, somehow convinced the much taller Queen to dance with them.
“This is very hard, you know.” stated the Diamonds Queen.
“Hehe, sorry.” apologized the King, “The dance will end soon, I promise!” The Queen sighed before nodding her head. The awkward dance continued between the two, while still enjoying their time dancing with their people.
Across from the Diamonds were the Hearts, all wearing from bright red to dark red clothes. Towards the front of the group were the King and Queen, wearing gold crowns decorated with rubies. The King was known as an eccentric individual, the Queen was the opposite, more timid but still a friendly person towards other that knew her well.
“This is a pretty amazing event, right?” asked the Hearts King. The Queen nodded, not meeting the King’s eyes. The King sighed, realizing that it might take a while for the Queen to get out of her shell, but the King smiled as the Queen looked up.
“I wonder what the other monarchs will be like.” said the Hearts Queen. “Along with our Ace and Jack.”
“Who knows, let’s just hope they’re reasonable people, eh?” The Queen smiled and nodded in agreement.
The Waltz ended moments later, halting the dancers as they bowed to each other. The trumpets went off, signaling that it was time for the main event of the evening.
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The Great War had ended with the Spades and Clubs bloody revolutions. The Grand Council members decided that the war had lasted long enough. The Grand Council created a treaty and called for punishment against the monarchs that took part in the Great War on the accounts of an unapproved war, ruining the lives of the people, and all the damage caused by the war.
The monarchs were banished to the island off the coast of the land, north of Clubs.
With quick decisions to be made with the help of the Jokers, they decided upon the new monarchs 6 months after the banishment. Along with searching, they created a treaty that they would ask the new monarchs to sign.
3 months later, the new monarchs had been found and the crowning ceremony had to be planned. They rebuilt the Diamonds castle, knowing that it was the Diamonds turn to host the event.
Months later, the crowning ceremony had come, along the peace for the future of the kingdoms as well.
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The trumpeters blew their horns loudly, signaling the start of the crowning ceremony. The Aces, Jacks, Queens, and Kings made their way to the front of the ballroom, towards the newly made thrones for the Diamonds monarchs. They eventually grouped themselves along the way by the color the others wore, helping them meet their new partners and friends.
The Grand Council stood in a straight, neat line. All sixteen members were accounted for and dressed in their red, black, and white robes. Four members stepped forward, each carrying a pillow in their hands with the real crowns resting upon them.
“The crowning ceremony will now begin!” yelled the Grand Council in perfect unison.
And thus started the peace that would reign over all the kingdoms.
~♦~♣~♥~♠~
???
“Is something wrong?” asked Shiny, standing in the dark, bland dimension. Naru snapped out of her gaze, before nodding.
“I’m okay, I just had a flashback is all.” she answered. Shiny nodded, used to Naru getting random flashbacks.
“Which was it this time?” asked Shiny, “Was it about the monarchs from 400 years ago? Because I always liked those guys, they were more-”
“No it wasn’t.” answered Naru, “It was about them... and the war... and then the crowning ceremony for-”
“Oh. Well, I don’t blame you for remembering them and that war now, I feel like another one is coming.”
“As do I...” agreed Naru. There was a pause, the silence unfitting to the usually echoing dimension.
“Does Spades know yet?” asked Shiny.
“No, but they will today. I’m going to go visit them.”
“Good, because everyone needs to know. Hearts sent a message to Diamonds the other day and Clubs was the first to know.”
“And now Spades is last, after this, hopefully they can try to fix the problem that’s arising.”
“I hope so as well...” A portal opened behind both of them, one to The “Center” and the other to Spades.
“See you when I get back.” said Naru.
“See you!” said Shiny. They both turned around, heading to their destinations, hoping that they’ve helped with the impending doom.
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A/N: For anyone that's wondering about why some people are called names like "Fishie", "Llama", "Mik", “Sne”, “Cure”, ect. it's codenames for the actual people ^^
Prologue: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/3929.html
Chapter 1: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/4325.html
Chapter 2: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/4600.html
Chapter 3: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/4828.html
Chapter 4: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/5569.html
WELL THIS WAS LONGER THAN I ORIGINALLY PLANNED 8’DSome of the stuff I planned for this chapter will have to happen next chapter. orz
Besides that, I gave you all a little history lesson in this chapter... and by little I mean nearly 5 pages long. orz Just so you all know, it has always been in my mind to have the war that happened before the past monarchs came to the throne be... that bad, along with the kingdoms nearly being in ruins.
So yeah, I’m sorry if this chapter was boring... and mainly descriptive... orz But I cameoed the Past Monarchs and Grand Council! \o/ But don’t worry guys, the Past Monarchs will have more appearances later on! \o/And suddenly GSC!Silver is a location in this universe... I’ve been playing too much Pokemon lately. And for some odd reason, I now imagine the Diamonds Castle to look similar to the Palace of Versailles... just because that’s a beautiful building and I picture the Diamonds Castle a beautiful building, too. It'd probably be smaller though. I don't know, don't listen to my rambling.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter! ;w;
- Peace Be Welcomed (Chapter 4)
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- pandafan332
- May 7th, 19:03
Excerpt from “Diamonds: The Richest Kingdom”, written by Haithuar of the Grand Council.
The Diamonds Kingdom is the richest and most financially secured kingdom within the land. It’s thanks to the Jack of Diamonds that the kingdom hasn’t gone bankrupt. The Jack of Diamonds is in charge of the finances and oversees all of the banks within the kingdom. The Jack pays some attention to the policies of the kingdom, but generally hands these duties down to the Ace of Diamonds. The Jack of Diamonds, much like the other Jacks, is the ambassador for the Diamonds Kingdom when meeting with the Grand Council.
The Queen of Diamonds is, like the other queens, in charge of the navy. The past Queen of Diamonds has been known for being good with strategies and organizing the troops well. The Queen of Diamonds, in the past, has been known for being excellent trackers, whether it’s the enemy or during a simple day during the hunting season. The Queen of Diamonds can also be a very outspoken person and does go out of his/her way to make sure that the kingdom is pleased. The Queen of Diamonds is the wielder of Marianne, an ancient sword of Diamonds.
The King of Diamonds is a strong individual that commands most of the Diamonds kingdom. They wield a large scepter, with a large yellow diamond on the top. While the Kings of Diamonds are strong individuals, they have been known in the past as somewhat short in height. The King of Diamonds are very loyal to their allies and fellow monarchs.
The Ace of Diamonds is also a strong individual and usually doesn’t like staying in one place for too long, often adventuring out to the different parts of Diamonds. He/she protects the King of Diamonds, so it’s more likely the King of Diamonds will accompany the Ace when he/she decides to leave for long periods of time. The Ace of Diamonds is skillful in learning the different languages of the other kingdoms. The Ace of Diamonds, much like the other Aces, reports any problems within the kingdom to the Jack of Diamonds.
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Diamonds Castle Library
The beautiful, crystal clear waters of the ocean could be seen from the balcony of the Diamonds castle. The castle was large and beautiful, made of a yellow-ish colored marble and painted with orange and darker yellow streaks. It was a magnificent castle, standing tall since the beginning of the Diamonds history. The inside was equally beautiful, with the familiar yellow and orange coloring. Many workers ran through the hallways, always cleaning the ancient relics of the castles history.
This time, however, footsteps echoed in an empty hallway. Yellow heels echoed through the hallway towards two, large, dark brown doors that led to the library. The somewhat petit person entered the large library, meeting with their fellow monarchs of Diamonds.
“Good evening everyone.” said Ven, the King of Diamonds. The King of Diamonds was a somewhat short monarch, with long brown hair and brown eyes, hidden slightly by her glasses.
The King wore a long, mainly yellow coat with long sleeves, decorated with darker yellow diamonds. Underneath was a lighter yellow dress shirt and light orange, puffy shorts. She wore yellow heels and light yellow tights. On her head was an orange and yellow crown. Her scepter wasn’t present with her at the moment.
“Good evening, your Majesty.” said Rikkai, the Queen of Diamonds. The Queen of Diamonds was a smart individual, with short black hair and brown eyes. Sitting atop her head was a yellow and orange crown.
The Queen was wearing a yellow dress with darker yellow diamonds running along the sleeves. Behind her was a dark yellow cape, decorated with orange diamonds.
“Good evening, now that everyone is present, let us begin the meeting.” said Emma, the Jack of Diamonds. Emma was a sweet but serious person, with brown, curly hair and blue eyes. On her head was a yellow and orange beret.
Her dress was also yellow and orange, with a diamond pattern mixed together with stripes and triangles. She wore orange shorts with yellow and orange, pointed shoes.
The Ace of Diamonds, Tine, was looking over the various scrolls and documents that the Jack had brought with her. The Ace’s hair was brown and in a small ponytail with light blue eyes, hidden behind her glasses.
Unlike the others, Tine wore an outfit more fitting for adventure. It was an orange tank top with yellow and orange diamond patterned straps. Around her was a stash with a similar pattern to the straps with small pouches. She wore yellow jeans and orange and yellow boots.
“Now then,” started Emma, “we have news from Hearts, requesting that the treaty between our two kingdoms be fixed a little. Most of the problems before between Hearts and Diamonds is fixed, according to them.”
“I’ve been looking the old treaty over, it’s probably best to revise it a little.” said Tine. The King nodded.
“With that said, we were wondering, your Majesties, how do you feel about it?” asked the Jack.
“We’ve already told the Jack and Ace of Hearts that we were going to discuss this today.”
“Hm... I’m fine with the idea, and I think it’s about time we did something about this.” said Rikkai. Ven nodded in agreement. The Jack and Ace smiled, bringing out a long scroll and letting it uncoil.
“You see... we sort of came up with a few ideas already.” said Emma.
“...You call this a few!?” yelled Ven, earning a “shhh” from the librarian.
“To us it is.” said Tine. Rikkai nodded in agreement, going over the list of changes.
“Um... excuse us,” said one of the maids, coming over to the set the monarchs. “We would like to inform you that dinner is ready. Chef Khonts is hoping you’ll enjoy it.” The maid soon curtsied out of the library study.
“How about we pick this up tomorrow?” suggested Ven. The others nodded, leaving together to the dinning hall.
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Diamonds Castle Throne Room, 8 years ago
Hushed voices echoed in the large, marble throne room of the Diamonds castle. The Great War between the four kingdoms had just ended with the reign of the new monarchs. The entire week was scheduled with meetings, treaties, and formations of new alliances.
Today was the day that Hearts and Diamonds would formally put the dispute to rest.
The newly chosen King of Diamonds, Kirby, and the newly chosen King of Hearts, Uncle, stood across from each other with a long paper in front of them.
It wasn’t an ordinary paper, it was a treaty between Hearts and Diamonds that could hope to shape a new future between the two kingdoms.
The ceremony begun with the signing of the treaty between the two Kings. Next was the signing between the two Queens, Mymy of Diamonds and Taku of Hearts. Afterwards was the signing between the two Jacks, Nise of Diamonds and Unicorn of Hearts. The ceremony ended with the signing between the two Aces, Xaylu of Diamonds and Lexx of Hearts. The spectators of the event cheered as the eight monarchs stood together in front of the masses.
After years of fighting, it was nice to have everything more peaceful between the two kingdoms.
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Diamonds Castle, 3 years ago
Hurried footsteps could be heard through the hallways of the Diamond castle. The workers were getting everything set up for the arrival of the new monarchs. The new Jack of Diamonds had arrived early, causing the others to work faster for the arrival of the others.
Pretty soon the other two monarchs, the new King and Queen of Diamonds, also arrived earlier than expected. The three new monarchs waited patiently for the final monarch to arrive.
The awkward silence of the waiting didn’t help the wait seem any faster.
Finally when the Ace arrived, the four new monarchs were given a tour of the castle. They were told where and where not to go, where their bedrooms were, and finally shown the view from the balcony of the Diamonds crystal clear ocean. They were all once again left alone in the large throne room, with the maids hope of getting them to try to know each other.
It was fair to say that after ten minutes of no talking and awkward shuffling of feet, this wasn’t going anywhere.
Deciding that it seemed pointless to stay here in the awkward silence, Emma cleared her throat as she stood up.
“Hello, my name is Emma, the new Jack of Diamonds.” Everyone muttered a hello back before Tine decided to do the same.
“Hi, my name is Tine, the new Ace of Diamonds.” Soon Rikkai stood as well, smiling.
“Hello, my name is Rikkai, the new Queen of Diamonds.” The others turned to Ven, who was looking over at the her fellow monarchs before deciding to stand as well.
“Hello everyone, my name is Ven, the new King of Diamonds.” The other smiled before trying to begin a conversation between each other. The weather plan failed since Ven, Emma, and Rikkai seemed to have a different perspective on what was a hot and cold temperature. They tried talking about what their old homes were like, all admitting that they thought their homes were boring and uninteresting to talk about.
They eventually found something to talk about before the maids had told them it was time for dinner.
The dinner was excellent, with dishes from all four monarchs homes. They each decided to sample a bit of each before talking about the food of their cultures.
“My compliments to the chef.” said Ven. The others nodded in agreement, enjoying the food. The chef came out, pleased with the King’s kind words.
“Obrigada, your Majesty.” said Chef Khonts, smiling at the new monarchs.
The evening continued with a festival for the new monarchs on the Diamonds beach, just near the castle.
It was truly a wonderful night.
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Diamonds Dining Hall
“Once again, this was a wonderful meal Khonts!” said Ven. The chef smiled cheerfully, blushing slightly.
“Obrigada, your Majesty. I’m glad you’ve liked my cooking all these years.” Khonts bowed before returning to the kitchen with the other workers.
“This really was a good meal.” said Tine. Emma nodded her head, still eating her plate of food. A knock was heard from outside the large double doors.
“Enter!” said Ven. The doors opened, with a Diamonds sailor saluting the monarchs.
“I’m sorry to interrupt, but I have urgent news from the other Navy officials.” stated the sailor. Rikkai waved the boy over to her. The sailor stepped forward to the Queen/Navy commander, whispering the message in her ears. The other monarchs sat quietly, watching the changing expressions on Rikkai’s face.
“Thank you.” said Rikkai. The sailor saluted again before leaving the large dining hall.
“What was the news, Rikkai?” asked Ven. Emma and Tine leaned closer, also wanting to hear the news.
“... It would seem that we have news from Hearts about something... troublesome.” answered Rikkai.
“What is it?” asked Emma, worried.
“There’s apparently a monster lurking in The Center. It has the Jokers worried, along with the Hearts and Clubs monarchs.”
“Do the Spades know yet?” asked Tine.
“Hopefully by now they do, either Clubs or Hearts told them. If not, then we should send word.” said Rikkai, Ven nodded in agreement, slightly worried over the news.
“Well, how about we all retire for the night?” suggested Ven. “We can worry about this later, we need sleep if we’re going to do that treaty revision.”
The others soon followed, leaving the dining hall to their separate rooms.
They were all hoping, deep down inside, that this news was just a rumor and the anxious feeling over them would go away after tonight.
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A/N: For anyone that's wondering about why some people are called names like "Fishie", "Llama", "Mik", “Sne”, “Cure”, ect. it's codenames for the actual people ^^
Prologue: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/3929.html
Chapter 1: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/4325.html
Chapter 2: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/4600.html
Chapter 3: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/4828.html
List of things Panda will learn how to write one day
1) Intros that don’t take forever to figure out
2) Awkward first meeting scenes
3) Just how to write in general//shot
ONE MONTH.
THIS TOOK OVER ONE MONTH TO WRITE.
JEYWDRIKFUJHWESJKE,HRFKJ,WMEHDSDKJFR,MHEWRJWERHDTFG
OTL
I FAIL 8’D
Anyways, that was the Diamonds intro for you, along with the final part of these introductory chapters. Which means... no more horrible italic openings for Panda to write! \o/ Not that I was forced to... I just did it with the first chapter and I felt like I needed consistency for the chapter openings.
Kudos to anyone that can find the little reference to France I threw in here <3 It shouldn’t be that hard, it goes with that minor theme I seem to have for the kingdoms too.
ONCE AGAIN, PANDA IS SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT. OTL
Chapter 5 is next on our list!
- Why You Shouldn't Steal From Antonio
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- pandafan332
- May 6th, 17:30
Series: Hetalia: Axis Powers
Characters: Spain. Prussia, France
Pairing(s): none
Rating: K+
Warning: Angry!Spain (which is never a good thing), human names used, and Panda's horrible writing.
It was a quiet evening at the "Premier" movie theater. The workers were starting to clean the tables, counter tops, and empty movie theaters. Antonio, one of the senior workers that used to live in Spain, was cleaning the counter tops of the candy stand. He was humming a song while smiling obliviously to what was going on behind him.
Behind him, his two friends Francis and Gilbert were staring at the plate in front of them. On this plate were enchiladas, fresh and warm, practically ready to eat.
"These look delicious..." whispered Francis. Gilbert nodded in agreement, noticing that his mouth was starting to water. Francis noticed this, a plan was starting to form in his mind. "You know mon ami, there are a lot sitting there, going to waste as our dear friend cleans. By the time he comes to eat them, they might be cold."
"Y-Yeah you're right. That would so un-awesome." said Gilbert, getting hungrier and hungrier by the minute.
"You look hungry, why not just take one? I'm sure he won't notice." suggested Francis. Gilbert licked his lips, before reaching out and almost grabbing one of the enchiladas.
"OI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING~?" said Antonio. Gilbert looked up, fear crossing his face. Antonio looked incredibly mad.
"I-I wasn't going to-" Antonio looked at the plate, noticing that one of the enchiladas was missing. Grabbing a cane from behind the counter (honestly there's something wrong with this place) and pointed it at Gilbert.
"YOU ATE MY ENCHILADA!" yelled Antonio, running towards his scared, German friend.
"N-NO I DIDN'T!" yelled Gilbert, running away from Antonio, over towards the movie theaters.
As his two friends begun to leave the main lobby area, Francis took another bite out of the enchilada, humming in delight.
"Honestly, Antonio is not that bad of a cook." mumbled Francis. Francis ignored the screams for help coming from his friend, deciding to take another enchilada from the plate.
After all, Antonio won't notice.
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A/N: Inspired by a friend of mine here on LJ’s comment to the gif on tumblr with Spain chasing Prussia with a cane because he ate his enchilada.
I hope you enjoyed the small crossover, “Drake and Josh” was one of my favorite shows growing up. :)
- Peace Be Welcomed (Chapter 3)
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- pandafan332
- April 5th, 17:59
Excerpt from the textbook, “World of Hearts”, that is used in all universities across the kingdoms.
The Hearts Kingdom is the oldest kingdom out of the four kingdoms, therefore it has the longest running monarchy in the world. Her land has been claimed by countless monarchs, each keeping the same roles as the ones before them. The Jack of Hearts is the one in charge of politics and is third in charge of the kingdom. The Jack of Hearts is to know at least two languages spoken in the kingdom. Unlike his/her fellow monarchs, the Jack of Hearts is less serious and more fun-loving, but still has that air of calmness around them as well. The Jack of Hearts is usually an art and music lover as well, making them very cultured. Like the other Jacks, the Jack of Hearts is the ambassador to the other kingdoms.
The Queen of Hearts is the second-in-command of the kingdom while being in charge of the navy. The Queen of Hearts is required to know three languages spoken within the kingdom. The Queen of Hearts, similar to the Queen of Spades, is required to know alchemy, thus making them the court alchemist. All Queen of Hearts are known for carrying around a hidden weapon. The Queen of Hearts is also the main owner of the garden in the Hearts kingdom.
The King of Hearts is the general of the Hearts army, the largest army out of all the kingdoms. The King of Hearts is required to know all of the languages of the kingdom. The King of Hearts is close with the Red Joker, and will usually meet with the Joker. The King of Hearts is the wielder of the Kingdom’s symbol, the sword Germania. Said sword won’t let anyone besides the king wield it. The King of Hearts is also the leading authority figure, with all new proposals going to him/her first.
The Ace of Hearts is the second-in-command of the Hearts army, as well as the King’s personal guard. The Ace of Hearts carries around a book with them, the content of the book is unknown, though; only the Ace of Hearts knows what’s inside. The Ace of Hearts is a very calm individual, much like the rest of their kingdom. In the past, most Aces of Hearts have been required to know the geography of their kingdom in order to lead the army and move the troops accordingly. Knowing the geography was also used to know which towns needs what support.
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Hearts Castle, Garden
Within the Hearts kingdom, anyone would agree that there was a certain... something about it that made it a nice place to live. Most people would agree it was the calm air that the other kingdoms didn’t seem to have. One of the most calming places in the Hearts kingdom is, surprisingly, the Hearts castle; one would think it would be in chaos from all the important documents and new policies that would come in and out of it. Being the efficient kingdom it is, the Hearts castle and everyone inside of it could easily handle stressful situations.
Instead of handling those stressful situations, the King and Queen of Hearts decided it was best to enjoy the outdoors in the Hearts Garden. They were enjoying mid-morning tea, imported from Diamonds. While the Queen of Hearts was enjoying the tea, she couldn’t help but notice the King was looking slightly stressed. Setting the teacup down, she folded her arms and looked over at the monarch.
“I can feel that look... I’m just trying to get this meeting sorted out.” said Talon, the King of Hearts. Talon was a brown haired, brown eyed girl, but much older than her Queen. On her head was a small, gold crown (which was slightly crooked at the moment). The dress was mainly red. The upper part was red, with a darker red corset. The sleeves were red, going towards the bottom they became more see through. The lower half was mainly red as well, with darker red hearts decorating it towards the bottom. Around her neck was a dark red cape, held around her neck by a golden heart. Her boots were tall and light brown, with red hearts decorating the sides of them.
“Try to focus on something else. The meeting between Hearts and Diamonds isn’t for another two weeks.” said Panda, the Queen of Hearts. The Queen had darker brown hair, with brown eyes and shorter than the King. Her hair was in a ponytail, with a single braided strand. She wore a more foreign, red dress with long sleeves that had light red cuffs. Around her waist was a dark red wrapping. The lower half of the dress had a light red stripe going around the bottom. Underneath was dark red tights. She wore brown sandals with a red strap. Dangling from one of her ears was a gold earring with a Hearts symbol.
“I know it isn’t for another week, but everything has to be perfect.” she sighed, taking a sip of her tea. The King sighed, taking a sip her of own tea before mumbling something that Panda couldn’t understand; knowing the King, it was probably something that didn’t make sense. Eventually they drank their tea in comfortable silence. Their peacefulness was ended by a sudden puff of smoke appearing before the two of them.
“Oh great, too much smoke this time...” said an unknown voice. With a wave of their wand, the smoke disappeared and before the two monarchs was a mysterious person. Their mystery guest had long, brown hair and brown eyes. On her head was a red and white stripped wizard hat, with two feathers sticking out. Their outfit was mainly different shades of red. The upper half consisted of a long, long sleeved, frilly, pink tunic with a red ribbon tied around her neck. Over the tunic was a red and magenta vest with gold buttons. Towards the top of the vest were red and magenta ribbons and gold bells. Along the bottom of the vest were pink and magenta colored Hearts, Spades, Diamonds, and Clubs. She wore red pants and red and white stripped joker shoes with little gold bells at the ends and tips.
“Anyways, hello everyone!” greeted the mystery person. The two monarchs blinked before bowing their heads and returning to their tea.
“Hey! Aren’t you a little amazed?” asked the person.
“I’ll admit, it was very... smoky.” said Panda, taking a sip of her tea afterwards. Talon nodded in agreement, not really knowing what else to say about the enterance.
“Well, my name is Shiny, the Red Joker.” Shiny bowed, taking her hat off as she greeted the two monarchs. Said monarchs looked at each other before nodded and setting their tea down.
“Hello, welcome to the Hearts Kingdom,” started Talon, “My name is Talon, King of Hearts.” Talon bowed back to the Red Joker, momentarily taking off her crown.
“My name is Panda, Queen of Hearts. It’s nice to meet you, Red Joker.” greeted Panda, also bowing back. Shiny smiled, happy to know her new “bosses” were going to be friendly people.
“WOAH! Who’s that?!” exclaimed a voice. They all turned around to see the Jack and Ace of Hearts looking them in shock. The Jack of Hearts, Rachpop, was a short girl, but taller than the Queen. Her hair was brown and in a ponytail, with brown eyes. She had two black clips keeping her hair out of her face, one having a small heart decorated on it. Around her neck was a gold choker, with a red heart adorning it. Her dress was red, with a wrapping around the middle decorated in darker red hearts. Around her arms were red and magenta arm warmers, with a heart decorating each one.
The Ace of Hearts, Midori, is slightly taller than the Jack of Hearts. Her hair is black and her eyes are brown, covered by glasses. On her head is a red cap, with a large heart on top. Her outfit was red as well. The upper half was a red vest, with a small clock on top, underneath the vest was a red and dark red stripped shirt. The lower half of the outfit had red pants and white boots. She was carrying her book around with her as well.
At the moment, the Jack and Ace were in awe by Shiny’s outfit, seeing nothing like it. They snapped out of their daze after the King and Queen looked at them in worry.
“Uh... who are you?” asked Midori, hoping it wasn’t someone that came to threaten them.
“My name is Shiny, the Red Joker.” Shiny introduced again, smiling at the Jack and Ace. The smile seemed to calm their worries.
“Nice to meet you! My name is Rachpop, Jack of Hearts!” introduced Rachpop.
“My name is Midori, Ace of Hearts.” greeted Midori, with a bow of her head. Shiny bowed back at the other two monarchs, happy to also know that not all the Hearts monarchs were completely serious, that they still had a dash of fun thrown into their castle.
The rest of the afternoon seemed to turn into the four monarchs and Joker sitting in the garden with tea, talking about whatever came to mind.
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Hearts Castle
Much like the other throne rooms of the other kingdoms, the Hearts throne room was no exception. The only difference between the Hearts throne room and the others was that the paintings of past monarchs hung here instead of in the hallway leading to the throne room. The Hearts throne room was also slightly bigger, since it came with age, unlike the others. The Joker and King entered the throne room together, getting away from the Queen, Jack, and Ace.
“So, I’m guessing you came to talk with us about something?” asked Talon.
“Actually... yes.” said Shiny. She looked over to the king, seeing her sit on her throne. The Joker walked towards it, sitting on the edge of the thrones armrest.
“You see, my counterpart and I... we feel something coming.” started Shiny, waiting for any reaction. There wasn’t one, so she continued. “Recently, in The Center there has been something... lurking in it. We’re not sure what it is, but it’s scaring the fae and worrying the natural order of the land there.
“We’re worried. We’re worried that something bigger than what those monarchs caused is going to happen.” Shiny looked over at the King, seeing her take the news in.
“This... doesn’t sound good. As King, I’ll make sure the kingdom is on high alert of anything coming.” said Talon, determination in her voice. She wasn’t going to let anything bad happen to her kingdom! Shiny smiled, thankful that the kingdom was in good hands.
They eventually left the throne room, with Talon saying she was going to go back to the library to finish planning the meeting.
“Just don’t tell anyone, they’re worried enough.” said Talon, before sneaking off to the library.
Shiny sighed, unsure what to do now. “Maybe I should play Diamonds a visit now...” thought Shiny. A tap on her shoulder brought her out of her thought. Turning around she saw the Queen of Hearts looking at her.
“I’m glad Talon knows she’s worrying us.” said Panda, “But I was wondering, would you like to stay for dinner?” Shiny blinked a couple of times, before nodding.
“Sure, I’d love to stay for dinner.” Panda smiled, dragging the Red Joker with her to the kitchen, where the two were helping and watching the kitchen staff cook the dinner.
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Diamonds Castle, 4 years ago
The dining hall was large and filled with many powerful people from the four kingdoms. They were meeting today, after a rocky reign together, to discuss who will be their successors. The meeting is held in different places every year. This year was the Diamond’s turn to host the meeting to choose the next monarchs.
The dining table was huge. Seated at the table were the monarchs and other high nobles of each kingdom. Along the side of the table sat the Clubs Kingdom, across from them were the Spades Kingdom. Towards the bottom of the table, closest to the doors, was the Hearts Kingdom and across from them were the Diamonds. The monarchs were currently chatting with each other, but the Hearts and Diamonds could feel a small tension between the Spades and Clubs. The sound of a spoon being tapped against one of the wine cups signaled that it was time for the meeting to begin.
“Fellow monarchs, it has been an honor to rule alongside all of you,” started the Diamonds King, “Sadly this is our last year on the thrones of our kingdoms.” The other monarchs were silent, knowing all too well that fact. It was their last year before turning their crown over to a new set of monarchs for their kingdoms.
“I heard the Grand Council already chose them.” commented the Spades Queen, Cass. One of the Jacks nodded, confirming what she said.
“I went to see the selection, the new choices seem like nice people.” said the Clubs' Jack, Tweaksy. The other Jacks around the table nodded, they also attended the selection to see what their successors would look like.
“I’m curious to see how this’ll work out.” said the Ace of Hearts, Lexx.
“I think we all are.” said the Hearts King, Uncle. The conversation was switching back and forth between the new monarchs and what they might try to do or (hopefully) fix. The Spades and Clubs seemed to agree (for once) that they hope they can continue trying to repair the relations between their kingdoms, openly admitting to one another that they still felt some tension.
The meeting and dinner eventually ended with the arrival of a redheaded Grand Council member. With 12 of the monarchs leaving, the hope for some new future stayed.
Meanwhile, the two Jokers over head looked at each other, hoping the same thing that these monarchs were hoping for as well.
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A/N: For anyone that's wondering about why some people are called names like "Fishie", "Llama", "Mik", “Sne”, “Cure”, ect. it's codenames for the actual people ^^
Prologue: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/3929.html
Chapter 1: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/4325.html
Chapter 2: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/4600.html
So not much to say besides that this is later than I planned 8’D I’m a lazy person. OTL
Introduced in this chapter were the Hearts monarchs! 8Dlol favoritism? What favoritism?
But I guess I should randomly point out, yes I threw Germania in there. No it has nothing to do with Hetalia. Germania is just the name of the sword (and also the RL personification for Germany.) Germania gets passed down to the king with every change in monarchs.
Also, for anyone that wants to know, listening to “Painting Flowers” by All Time Low really helps write Cardverse fics for some reason. I think it’s because of 1) it’s me 2) it was in the movie “Alice in Wonderland” and 3) there was this video on YouTube for Cardverse that featured the song. XD
But I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! Next up is Diamonds! owob
- Peace Be Welcomed (Chapter 2)
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- pandafan332
- April 1st, 13:21
Excerpt from the “Glory be with Clubs” article, written by Luna of the Grand Council.
The success of Clubs comes from the success of the monarchs of Clubs. The Clubs monarch's kind heart is always in the best interest of the people rather than if they’ll get something out of it. Let’s begin with explaining the Jack of Clubs. The Jack of Clubs is in charge of the politics of the kingdom. He/She also oversees the rights of the citizens of the Clubs kingdom, and is their main representative during any Clubs court meeting. The Jack of Clubs is considered a very bright individual, along with a tactical wizard in wars and anything strategy related. He/She has been known in the past for being an expert in anything music related as well. The Jack of Clubs keeps the role as many other Jacks throughout the kingdoms with being the ambassador for the Clubs kingdom.
Next is the Queen of Clubs; the Queen of Clubs looks over the culture of the kingdom (music, art, ect.) and has been known as an equally good musician. The Queen of Clubs, like many other Queens, over looks the navy and its training. The Queen of Clubs is also known for being a very kind and caring individual. It’s common for the Queen of Clubs to try to break up any fighting that may happen within the area he/she is in.
The King of Clubs is the kind-hearted leader of the kingdom. The King is the final say in any court decisions and will go to the Grand Council to have this decision finalized. The King of Clubs is the general of the Clubs army. While the King of Clubs would seem like an intimidating individual, they’re actually a friendly person that would gladly like to get along with their follow monarchs. The King of Clubs is also the monarch that the Black Joker will meet with most often.
The Ace of Clubs is the final monarch. The Ace of Clubs is the second-in-command of the Clubs army. The Ace of Clubs is also the monarch that visits many of the more rural areas and tries to see if there’s anything to improve in that area. The Ace of Clubs is very close with the Jack of Clubs. Like many of the other monarchs for Clubs, the Ace is a music lover. In the past, some Ace of Clubs have tried to invent new things in order to make living easier.
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Clubs Capital
A large, marble and green castle overlooked the city from on top of a hill. The castle was decorated with emerald green, cream, and yellow colors. The white marble stood out the most with the large castle. Inside had a similar coloring, with green velvet rugs and curtains decorating the hallways. Inside was a variety of rooms, since the castle was located in the capital city, which was far north of the country.
The monarchs were coming back from the Spades Kingdom, after a somewhat successful meeting over ending the prejudiced behavior in both of their kingdoms.
Both groups had agreed, if the last war between Spades and Clubs hadn’t been so horrible, then maybe these feelings wouldn’t have been so strong.
The ride back to Clubs had been uneventful. They dropped off the Ace, Comix, at a small village to make xie’s usual rounds to see if there was any problems within Clubs that needed solving. After dropping Comix off, the rest of the ride was in enjoyable silence.
Once they reached the capital city, the Jack requested leaving and looking around for something.
“Is something wrong?” asked the king of Clubs, Cure. Cure wore a gold and green crown on top of her head, symbolizing her status as King of Clubs. Her outfit included a small green coat with a lighter green, fluffy collar that adorned the Clubs symbol. The upper part of her attire consisted of a dark green corset over a light green long-sleeved blouse. She had wide puffy beige pants that reached her knees; they were decorated with two green clubs on each side. Her legs were covered by long tights with light and dark green stripes and she wore two small brown boots, also decorated with a small green club. Her hair was curly and dark brown that was held up in a messy bun by a dark green hair clip. She wore glasses which slightly hid her hazel colored eyes. Those hazel eyes showed worry for her fellow monarch, wanting nothing bad to happen to the Jack.
“Everything is fine your majesty. I just need to check on something in town.” answered the Jack, Tina. Tina wore a headband, wrapping around her head and on the front was a black Clubs symbol. Her outfit included a green dress, with different black straps wrapping around her shoulders and coming to one point, at that point was a gray Clubs symbol. Around her waist was a black chain, at the end was a black Club. Around her right arm were black tattoos that seemed to spiral around her arm. She wore dark green boots and, unlike Cure, she didn’t wear tights, leaving the rest of her legs exposed to the elements of the Clubs kingdom. Her hair was black and wavy, her eyes sharing the colour.
“Well if that’s the case, then good luck Tina!” said Cure. The driver came to a halt, letting the Jack off the coach carriage before leaving with the King and Queen. As the carriage started going off, the Jack was approached by her assistant, Rive. Her wavy hair is black and her eyes are dark brown. Her assistant was wearing her usual outfit. A dark green, semi-long jacket with a green turtleneck sweater underneath with a large Clubs symbol decorating it. She was wearing beige pants with dark green boots hidden underneath them. She was carrying recent work sent to Tina.
“Welcome back ma’am~” greeted Rive, smiling at her boss. Her boss smiled back before taking the envelope.
“Thank you, it’s great to be back.” said Tina. She opened the large envelope, seeing new paperwork and... song sheets inside? “Why are these inside?”
“Oh, that came with the envelope! I guess the person that sent it to you thought you’d might like them.” answered Rive. Tina looked them over, noticing that they were lyrics to a song. She smiled at that before tucking them back inside the envelope.
“I’ll try practicing them later then. How about we go to a cafe for a little while. It’s cold out here...” said Tina, shivering.
“That’s why you wear a jacket.”
“Don’t rub it in.” chucked Tina. They walked to the cafe, chatting along the way about all the new things that happened while she and the other royals were away.
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Clubs Castle
While the library of the Clubs castle wasn’t as impressively large as the one in Spades, it held valuable archives and books to the Clubs kingdom.These included diaries of past monarchs, untranslated scrolls from the early periods, political books, blueprints of buildings and inventions, and many other things. The librarian, Ice, was currently trying to see if she could translate one of the untranslated scrolls. She looked up when she noticed the King and Queen enter, bowing her head towards the duo, who bowed back before heading to one of the large tables.
“How do you think the meeting went with Spades today, Sne?” asked Cure.
Sne, the Queen of Clubs, pondered that for a moment. Sne was a brown haired, golden eyed girl that wore glasses. On her head was a silver headband, with emerald Clubs decorating it. The upper part of her dress was green with short, puffy sleeves and dark green cuffs. She wore a pearl necklace with a large, green Clubs symbol hanging from it. The lower half of the dress was long, hiding her legs and feet. The lower half was green, with dark green in some places. There was a dark green veil overlapping the top, with a white stripe going across, decorated with green Clubs. The bottom of the dress was wavy and similar to the veil with many green Clubs going across the bottom.
“I think it went well! It was nice seeing them again.” answered Sne. Cure nodded, the last time they saw the Spades monarchs was at the crowning ceremony for the new royals.
“Do you think we should try to put of those ideas into action?” asked Sne. Cure thought about this for a moment. While the previous monarchs tried to correct everything they could after what those monarchs did, it still might be too early to correct that problem. Those prejudices against the Spades in Clubs was stronger than the prejudices against the Clubs in Spades.
“It might be too early; the kingdom’s foreign relations are fine, but the people don’t like each other still,” started Cure “and we’ve only been in reign for 3 years... they still need to warm up to us!” Sne nodded, seeing that it was best to let the people warm up to their new monarchs before doing anything as big as their plan.
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After their visit to the cafe, Tina and Rive arrived back to the castle. Once arriving, Tina asked Rive to head to the library and find some books she needed. Before Rive left, a maid appeared with a letter to the Jack.
“It’s from the Ace, ma’am.” said the maid, handing it to Rive before leaving. Tina came over and looked at the letter, seeing that it was in fact from Comix. Rive left the room, knowing Tina would want to read it in privacy, and headed down to the library. Tina opened the letter, reading it over.
Dear Tina,It seems like here in this town they want peace between Spades and our kingdom as well! It’s great to hear that, especially since this town is close to the “Center” border. It’d be great if you could tell the King this great news!
Sincerely,Comix, Ace of Clubs
Tina read over the letter one more time, before walking over to the fireplace and throwing the letter inside. “Well, I wasn’t expecting some people in Clubs actually wanting peace with Spades.” She walked back over to her desk, looking through her paperwork and sheets on music that cluttered her desk.
“... I really should organize this mess...” muttered Tina.
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After Cure and Sne’s meeting, they both left each other in favor of doing something else. Sne left to the music room, deciding to see if she could practice that new piece before one of the piano teachers would come to visit. Cure decided to wander around the large castle, realizing that she’s never fully explored her home. After an hour of wandering, she came to the throne room. Opening the large doors, she wasn’t expecting someone inside.
Inside the throne room, sitting on one of the thrones was someone she has never seen before. The mystery person was dressed in dark green and dark blue dress. Around her waist was a chain, hanging from the chain were a Spades and Clubs symbol and a large ball. Towards the end of the dress were gold bells. She was wearing tights and slippers. Her face was hidden by a mask, with Spades and Clubs symbols decorating it. Her hair was hidden by a white veil.
“Good evening, your majesty.” said the mystery person.
“G-Good evening,” said Cure, unsure who this person was. The mystery person smiled from under the mask, she didn’t mean to worry her... “boss”.
“You have nothing to fear your majesty, I’m an ally.” she smiled more seeing the King relax more.
“Then who are you~?” asked Cure.
“My name is the Black Joker, or Naru if you’d be more comfortable calling me that.” introduced Naru. Cure blinked a couple of times before her eyes went wide, so the legend of the Black Joker was true! As if reading Cure mind, Naru walked over to her seeming almost serious about something.
“I came to tell you something that has been worrying my counterpart and I...” said Naru, worry taking over her voice. Cure noticed this and nodded, allowing the Joker to continue. “Shiny, the Red Joker, is worried that there’s an evil lurking inside the “Center” that could spell disaster...”
Cure looked worried now. While she didn’t fully understand how the “Center” works, she knew that if there was evil lurking there, it could attack all the other kingdoms.
“Then again, my counterpart is always worrying over stuff~ she needs to learn how to be more calm!”
Well, that’s not what Cure was expecting. “Why would she just wave it off like that?!” thought Cure.
“Anywho, I have to leave now. I have to meet the King of Spades.” the Black Joker bowed, “I’ll see you later~” In a poof of smoke, the Black Joker left, leaving the King to wonder what just happened.
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A/N: For anyone that's wondering about why some people are called names like "Fishie", "Llama", "Mik", “Sne”, “Cure”, ect. it's codenames for the actual people ^^
Prologue: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/3929.html
Chapter 1: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/4325.html
Well I have no idea the coloring scheme for Naru’s outfit, and I used the more Joker looking one too. So I made the coloring up 8’D At least Naru approves~ <3
Anyways, do you all sense some sort of doom coming?
Now, for some geography stuff. Like I said in this chapter, Clubs is the most northern kingdom, Spades is the most southern kingdom. Hearts borders the East coast and Diamonds borders the West coast. Diamonds own some small islands off the coast of their kingdom. There’s a small island off the coast of the kingdoms that hasn’t been explored yet. The “Center”, as the name implies, is in the center of all the kingdoms.
Plus, this was 5 pages. Not too bad for one chapter~
After this chapter, we’ll focus on the Hearts Kingdom =w=b
- Peace Be Welcomed (Chapter 1)
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- pandafan332
- March 30th, 23:06
Excerpt from the “History of Spades” essay, written by Rabbit of the Grand Council.
It is important to realize that while all of the monarchs of each kingdom share common traits, it’s also important to know that they have different duties in their own kingdom. To start, let’s begin with the Jack. The Jack of Spades is in charge of the finances and politics of the kingdom. He/She budgets the finances of the kingdom, from school to the army budgets. The Jack requires prior history lessons at any university to be able to be in this position. He/She is also the ambassador for the kingdom, usually meeting with the other Jacks of each kingdom.
The Queen of Spades is the commander of the Royal Navy and is to oversee all navy training and any meetings between the other admirals. He/She is the final say in any navy strategies. His/Her ship is Europa and is the commander of this ship. The Queen of Spades also looks over the culture of the kingdom and the schools. Magic is one of the major requirements for the Queen of Spades.
The King of Spades is the general of the army and the leading authority figure of the kingdom. He/She is also close to the Black Joker, usually meeting with said Joker in private or with his/her other fellow monarchs. The King of Spades is required to know all the laws and battle strategies of their kingdom. It is also important that the King of Spades memorizes any battle strategy used by past kings. The King of Spades is also one of the best warriors in the kingdom.
The Ace of Spades is second-in-charge of the Spades army, along with being the personal guard of the King. The Ace of Spades job is also to mainly see if there are any problems in Spades and correct them, thus making them travel often. The Ace of Spades is said to wield an unknown power, a power that allows them to change their symbol from Ace to King/Queen/Jack if one of the monarchs is to pass. The Ace of Spades is the wielder of the sword Columbia and will keep said sword until the next monarchs are chosen.
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3 YEARS LATER
Spades Castle
Spades, a beautiful kingdom rich with life, color, and diversity. A kingdom where learning is one of its most important virtues. A kingdom that rose from being one of the smallest, to second largest in less than 300 years.
300 years of hardships, wars, and new beginnings.
Inside the castle, a grand hallway shows all the past monarchs of the kingdom. From the very first Kings, Queens, Jacks, and Aces to the corrupt ones to the current ones. The current King of Spades was walking down this hall, looking at the paintings xie realized what xie was in store for. Fishie, the current King of Spades was dressed in the traditional Spades colors. On top of the kings head was a navy blue fedora, with the Spades symbol going across it. The main outfit was a light blue, puffy shirt with silver ornaments tightening around the sleeves. A navy blue vest was layered over it, with a silver Spades symbol and large silver buttons decorating it. The king wore beige pants with brown boots to match. Around the kings neck was a long black cape, with Spades symbols going across the bottom of it. The kings brown hair and dark eyes complimented the outfit well.
Fishie heard footsteps coming from behind, echoing through the long hallways of glories past. Turning around, Fishie was expecting one of the maids, but instead was greeted by xie’s queen, Vice Cap, otherwise known as Cap. The queen was wearing her usual hat, a purple and white Captain’s hat with a large blue feather coming out and a large, dark purple “Q” to keep the feather down. Her outfit included an extravagant, navy blue, indigo, and purple coat with large Spades symbols going up and down it and purple gloves to match. The rest of the outfit included a purple vest underneath with a large blue jewel adorning the front. Her skirt was blue and puffy with many dark blue ribbons and Spades symbols adorning it as well. She wore long, white boots with purple laces to complete the outfit. Her brown hair practically looked like it was flowing through the non-existent wind and her gray eyes showed happiness.
“Morning, love!” greeted Cap, with her usual happiness. She had every right to be happy, Cap had finally returned from her trip to look over the navy training.
“Good morning, Cap!” Fishie greeted back, smiling at xie’s queen. Cap smiled back, ready to tell the tales of what happened while she was out at sea.
Their time was cut short by more footsteps rapidly approaching the duo. They noticed it was Mik, the Jack of Spades. Mik, like her fellow monarchs, was wearing the traditional Spades colors. On her head was a small, light blue top hat with the Spades symbol decorating it. She wore a light blue vest with a Spades symbol on her left side and it was decorated with dark blue buttons. She wore blue shorts with the Spades symbol going across the top part. Mik’s legs were covered with purple tights and she wore indigo flats. Around her arms were a pair of blue arm warmers, each having one Spades symbol decorating them. Around her neck was a cerulean cap with Spades symbols running along the bottom of it. Her usually focused, green eyes were being hidden by her short, brown hair as she was reading the latest status report on the kingdom.
“Is something wrong Mik?” asked Fishie. Mik looked up, noticing her fellow monarchs in the hallway with her. Mik frowned slightly, looking back at the sheet.
“This is the problem, one of the universities is about to go over the budget I planned for them!” complained Mik, “Other than that, everything is fine.” Mik was smiling towards the two, but they could tell that she was slightly stressed. Being around each other for three years teaches you a lot about a person’s personality.
“Where’s Llama?” asked Cap, expecting to see the final monarch of Spades coming down the hall to greet them.
“Llama is out,” answered Mik, “She’s checking to see if there are problems in any of the towns or villages.”
“Ah~ I see!” said Cap.
“It’s a good thing we have Llama to do that.” said Fishie.
“It’s a good thing that all Aces do that. It really does help.” added Mik. Fishie nodded, turning back to Cap who was looking at one of the past Queens paintings. At that moment, one of the maids came over to the trio, announcing that the Clubs monarchs had arrived.
“Thank you.” said Fishie, the maid bowed and returned to her other duties, “How about we go greet them?”
“Sounds like a good idea.” said Cap. Mik nodded in agreement. Soon the trio left the portrait hallway to greet the Clubs monarchs.
~♦~♣~♥~♠~
The Spades castle ballroom was filled with life. The party was for the crowning of all the new monarchs of each kingdom. All around the large ballroom were the people from each kingdom. The monarchs (soon to be previous monarchs) were all standing towards the front of the room, where the thrones of the Spades King and Queen could be found. They were looking out towards the mass of people, knowing among them was the soon-to-be new monarchs.
Fishie looked around the room, noticing the variety of colors among the crowd, from the bright yellow colors of the Diamonds to the dark blue of the Spades. Fishie could feel that xie’s fellow soon-to-be monarchs were present in the room, scattered around. Looking around, xie noticed two Hearts speaking to each other, a shorter girl with long, dark brown hair and a slightly taller girl with lighter brown hair, they seemed to be having a good time chatting to each other. Near them were, what appeared, to be two Diamonds talking with each other as well. All around the room, Fishie noticed pairs of people all around the room, wondering if any of them already knew each other. Fishie started to feel left out of the talking.
A small tap on xie’s shoulder alerted her of someones presences, turning around, Fishie meet face to face with a girl, with brown hair and gray eyes smiling at xie.
“Hi there! My name is Vice Cap. I’m guessing you might be one of the other monarchs?” asked Cap. Fishie eyes widened before nodding.
“Yes I am, are you one too?” Fishie asked back. Cap smiled, nodding her head.
“I was wondering when I’d run into one of the Spades monarchs! I’ve been pretty lonely talking with one of the Clubs monarchs, thankfully she seem really nice!”
“That’s good to hear, since we’ll be working with them pretty soon!” Cap nodded happily. Pretty soon, the two begun to chat about anything and everything, from the weather to wondering about how the other newest monarchs were too.
The sound of trumpets and the entering of all 16 members of the Grand Council soon ended their chat.
The real ceremony, the crowning ceremony for each kingdom was about to begin.
~♦~♣~♥~♠~
The meeting between the Spades and Clubs was held in the large library of the Spades castle. The library was filled with books of many types and genres. The librarian was reading at the front desk, greeting the three monarchs as they entered the room.
The meeting went the same as always, the group talked for a little while before getting down to business. The Spades-Clubs feuding was the main topic, the two groups were trying to find ways of solving the problem with the citizens of each kingdom disliking each other. People would think that the monarchs wouldn't get along, but in fact they got along great! The meeting eventually started drifting to the topic of the Black Joker. While neither king has actually met the Joker, they know the legend.
The Black Joker, seer of the past and watcher of the Spades and Clubs kingdoms.
Soon the meeting was surrounded by discussing if the Black Joker was real or fictional. The Kings defended that the Black Joker was real, after all they were supposed to meet them sometime over their reign of their kingdoms. Everyone else just said that if the Black Joker was real, they wondered why he/she hasn’t shown themselves yet. The mystery behind that was something the two kings didn't want to think about at the moment.
~♦~♣~♥~♠~
The “Center”
“I feel something coming Naru.” said the Red Joker, looking through the looking glass. It showed a shadow of something, lurking in the woods.
“I feel it too Shiny...” admitted Naru. She looked worried as she looked through her looking glass, noticing how the fae seemed scared of something.
Whatever it was, it wasn’t a good thing, Naru and Shiny could see that.
“Should we tell the kingdoms? Or the Grand Council first?” asked Shiny.
“It’s more likely the Grand Council knows this, we should tell the kingdoms first.” answered Naru, “Besides, they haven’t met us yet~” Shiny smiled, glad about finally having an excuse to meet their new Kings.
“Since you’ve visited the Hearts and Diamonds kingdoms awhile ago, how are they doing?” asked Naru. Shiny perked up, happy to talk about how the Diamonds kingdom was as prosperous as ever, almost seeming like it was going to enter a golden age. Naru noticed how Shiny seemed to be discussing the Hearts kingdom the longest, about how the monarchs were friendly and calm and thinking in the best interest of its citizens.
“You seem really happy about your new monarchs.” said Naru.
“I really am, they’re all nice people.” Naru was smiling now, having an idea about what Shiny was so happy about in the two kingdoms.
“What are you smiling about?” asked Shiny.
“Oh, nothing~ nothing at all~” Shiny raised one of her eyebrows, before deciding to let the topic drop.
As the two Jokers left their home, they couldn’t help but feel whatever evil was lurking in The “Center” was watching them, and their evil influence felt like it was everywhere.
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A/N: For anyone that's wondering about why some people are called names like "Fishie", "Llama", "Mik", ect. it's codenames for the actual people ^^
Prologue: http://pandafan332.livejournal.com/3929.html
LONG CHAPTER IS LONG. OTL
//slightly exhausted
Okay, explanation time.
Roles of the Spades monarchs are slightly different from the roles of the other kingdoms monarchs. This is normal, so don’t worry.
Now, little references I threw in there: one is Europa, which is the name of a song by Globus that I just love~ it’s also part of Greek mythology, and eventually that’s where the name Europe came from. In this, it’ll be the name of the main ship of the Spades Royal Navy. Second reference, Columbia, which is the poetic name, historical name, and name of the female personification for the United States of America. The meaning is “The land of Columbus”, which as we all know, is a famous explorer that found the New World. In this fic, it’s the name of the sword that all the Aces of Spades are allowed to wield. As in, Columbia is a sword that’s been around since forever.
- Peace Be Welcomed (Prologue)
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- pandafan332
- March 30th, 17:45
“It’s important that you understand this when taking the throne, we do not want a repeat of what happened with the monarchs before the current ones. These people have taken time to change and fix what the people they preceded did. While things may seem peaceful, keep your eyes out for anything that may ruin this peace. Try to bring full peace by making the people understand that the kingdoms are no longer at war, that the people in the other kingdoms can be trusted.
“We’re expecting you to know the individual histories of your kingdom. It’s critical that you do know in order to prevent history from repeating itself. That is the last thing we want from you all. You predecessors want peace, please give them that as they go back to their former lives.”
If anything, those words will always ring in their heads. The amazement and burden of bearing a kingdoms peace on their shoulders would be a challenge.
It was a challenge they were ready to take.
Through new doors with new people, they were ready. Ever since birth they knew what they were going to do and they’ve been trained to do so ever since.
~♦~♣~♥~♠~
All of them were moving to their new homes, carriages taking them to their new lives. Of course, everyone would be nervous at this. This was a new day, a new beginning that they will live through until the next set of monarchs are chosen by the Grand Council.
The Jokers were watching this back at home, seeing how all of the new monarchs were about to start their new lives.
“The new monarchs for the Spades and Clubs kingdoms seem nice.” said the Black Joker.
The Red Joker nodded, agreeing with her counterpart. After looking into the future for the two kingdoms, the Red Joker didn’t see either kingdom in any danger.
“The new monarchs for the Hearts and Diamonds kingdoms seem just as nice.” added the Red Joker. This time the Black Joker nodded, also agreeing.
“When should we introduce ourselves to them?” asked the Black Joker.
“Maybe later, let’s let them get used to their new life.” answered the Red Joker.
Taking the answer, the Black Joker walked away from the looking glass and over to the dresser.
“It seemed like a good time to change into some civilian clothes.” thought the Black Joker. Meanwhile, the Red Joker continued to look through the looking glass, but with some unease.
“I need to stop being so paranoid. None of them are bad, I can feel it.” thought the Red Joker.
“Are you going to head out too?” asked the Black Joker, dressed out of her Joker uniform and into Spades citizens clothes.
“Maybe later, but I will eventually.” answered the Red Joker.
“Fair enough, adios!” The Black Joker vanished, heading to the Spades kingdom for some civilian time. It was rare if they go anywhere, always working with the monarchs and Grand Council.
The Red Joker sighed, going to her closet to see what she could wear for visiting Hearts.
“Maybe I should visit our new monarchs~” sung the Red Joker, changing into Hearts citizens clothes.
~♦~♣~♥~♠~
“Your majesty-”
“It’s my honor-”
“To say that-”
“We have-”
“Arrived safely. Welcome to your new home.” said the coach driver.
At this moment, sixteen people chosen to be the new monarchs stepped out of their carriages, in front of their new home, their castle, their new life.
“Thank you, sir.” With a bow and a nod from the coach driver, they all stepped into their new destinies as the King, Queen, Jack, and Ace of the Spades, Clubs, Diamonds, and Hearts kingdoms.
~♦~♣~♥~♠~
"Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game."
-Voltaire
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A/N: For anyone that's wondering about why some people are called names like "Fishie", "Llama", "Mik", ect. it's codenames for the actual people ^^
Oh hey a wild prologue of something other than the Steve War II fic appeared! \o/ Anyways, here’s the prologue! 8D
Also, lame title is lame... OTL I hope it’s okay...
- Fandomly!Cardverse fic planning (with list of current/past monarchs, other jobs, ect.)
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- pandafan332
- March 29th, 20:08
- CURRENT MONARCHS
- Spades
- King= Fishie
- Queen= Cap
- Jack= Mik
- Ace= Llama
- Clubs
- King= Cure
- Queen= Sne
- Jack= Tina
- Ace= Comix (small sword wielder)
- Diamonds
- King= Ven
- Queen= Rikkai
- Jack= Emma
- Ace= Tine
- Hearts
- King= Talon
- Queen= Panda
- Jack= Pop
- Ace= Midori
- Jokers
- Red Joke= Shiny
- Black Joker= Naru
- Grand Council
- Care (Hearts), Noah (Diamonds), Cyro (Diamonds), Rabbit (Spades, knows magic, genderbent), Foohey, e56111920 (Hearts), North (Hearts), South (Hearts), anon (The one that shall not be named, Clubs), Vicky, Kultalaakeri (Steveslayer stays, Spades, knows magic), Roma (Spades, knows magic), Luna (Clubs), Colies (Spades, knows magic), Haithuar (Diamonds), and Freddy (Diamonds)
- PAST KING/QUEEN/JACKS/ACES
- Spades
- King= Cakes
- Queen= Cass
- Jack= Colorpen
- Ace= Fashy
- Clubs
- King= Oozora
- Queen= Soso
- Jack= Tweaksy
- Ace= Fufu
- Diamonds
- King= Kirby
- Queen= Mymy
- Jack= Nise
- Ace= Xaylu
- Hearts
- King= Uncle
- Queen= Taku
- Jack= Unicorn
- Ace= Lexx
- LIKE PAWNS ⇒ soliders?
- Chuugoku, living_cat_bed, Sinna (Spades), Siv (Hearts), Stream (Hearts), Pyro (Spades, 8th regiment, knows Fire spells)
- CASTLE WORKERS
- 13silversshadow (librarian, Spades) Rai (King’s guard, Spades), xicedlemonteax (librarian, Clubs) Wyvern (librarian, Hearts), kishirokitsune (gardener, Diamonds), Iggy (gardener, Spades), Rive (Ace’s (Tina’s) assistant, Clubs), Kips (Chef, Clubs), Khonts (Chef, Diamonds)
- CITIZENS
- Spinner (Diamonds)
- OTHER STUFF
- Turtle (train conductor), sotnosen93 (court magicians, Spades), Treyen (spy, Diamonds)
- Spades
- Spades
- Duties/Details of the roles
- Kings: In charge of the kingdom, general of the kingdom’s army, and can be either gender. The King has a special item/weapon they carry around. Cannot usually rule their kingdom without a Queen.
- Queens: In charge of the Navy, check and balance for the King’s decisions, and can be either gender. Like the king, they carry around a special item/weapon. The Queen can rule the kingdom without a king. The Queen is usually from aristocracy and one family line.
- Jacks: In charge of the finances/policies of the kingdom, check and balance for the King’s decisions, and can be either gender. Also works as the ambassador to their kingdom with the other kingdoms. Carries around a special item/weapon. Cannot be sole ruler of the kingdom.
- Aces: Commander of the kingdom’s army and personal guard to the King. Changes every time a new King, Queen, and Jack are chosen. The Aces are also the ones that go out into the towns of the kingdoms and talk with the citizens. Once they do, they report this to the Jack, who in turn, brings this up at any Court meeting if there are any concerns within the kingdom. If something happens to either the King, Queen, or Jack then the Ace takes their place. No new Ace is chosen after that Ace becomes the King/Queen/Jack.
- Jokers: No one really understands what the Jokers main jobs are. Some people believe they’re there to keep order in the four kingdoms without ever being seen. Some people think they don’t really exist and are myths. In the stories, Jokers are the original creators of the special items/weapons the King, Queen, and Jack carry around. In other legends, it says that the Jokers have been around forever, watching the different monarchs take the throne. The Jokers can predict the future and see the past. The Jokers live in the land that is in the center all four kingdoms.
- The Black Joker is in charge of watching over the Spades and Clubs kingdoms. The Black Joker can see the past. Naturally the Black Joker is very nostalgic about the past. The Black Joker is usually the one that seem many similarities between a past monarch and the current monarch of the Spades or Clubs kingdom.
- The Red Joker is in charge of watching over the Hearts and Diamonds kingdoms. The Red Joker can see into the future, therefore the Red Joker usually wants to change any possible bad futures that may happen, but can't. The Red Joker is sometimes paranoid. When the Red Joker sees misfortune happen to a kingdom because of the monarchs, they usually go to the Grand Council and tell them.
- The Grand Council: The Grand Council is a large group of people. Their home resides in the land that is in the center of all four kingdoms. They choose who becomes the King, Queen, and Jack of all the kingdoms. They do not, however, choose the Ace or decide over the law of all the kingdoms. They can, however, decide if a monarch is allowed to stay in power (with the advice from the Red Joker). The members of the Grand Council have also lived as long as the Jokers. There are 16 members of the Grand Council, four from every kingdom. The Grand Council also specializes in various forms of combat and magic, depending on the kingdom they originally come from.
- The actual kingdoms
- Spades= The kingdom with the highest number of universities and colleges. This kingdom has a variety of public and private schools. Second largest kingdom. The Spades kingdom is also known for their excellent military. Any Queen of Spades is usually known for their excellent naval strategies. The Spades monarchs are very well known for their stubbornness, but caring nature. Arch-enemies with the Clubs kingdom.
- Clubs= The kingdom furthest North. They have the most land out of the four kingdoms. They're known for their luck and have many famous businessmen come from their kingdom. The Clubs kingdom is very rural, with few cities and more towns/villages. The Clubs monarchs are known for trying to do the best for their people, even if it ends up failing. Arch-enemies with the Spades kingdom.
- Hearts= The Hearts kingdom is a soothing kingdom with many towns and cities. It's the forth largest kingdom, but has the highest population of citizens. The Hearts kingdom is also known for their many inventions, such as the printing press. The monarchs of the Hearts kingdom are known for being calm and collective. They have the largest army out of the four kingdoms.
- Diamonds= The richest kingdom, also known for many fine clothing and fabrics. They're the third largest kingdom, with islands off the coast of West Coast of their land. They're a very neutral kingdom, hardly ever going into wars. The monarchs of the Diamonds kingdom are known for being airheads and always happy. Many aristocrats can be found in Diamonds, the population is mainly aristocratic.
- The "Center"= The "Center" is a neutral land where the Grand Council and the Jokers live. It's in the center of all four kingdoms, but without a name. The land is called by its nickname, The "Center". Many ancient ruins can be found here, along with many different types of creatures living here. Faeries can be found here, mainly towards the direction of the Spades kingdom. There have been sightings of a strange, gray monster living in the dense parts of the forest in The "Center", but so far investigators have not found anything. In the center of The "Center", there is a large lake where the Grand Council building can be found. This lake is said to have healing and rejuvenating powers. In many myths, it's said a large water dragon can be found at the bottom of the lake.
- Summary: Years ago, one of the monarchs of all the kingdoms plunged themselves into ever-lasting wars. When the previous monarchs came to the throne, they tried putting a stop to it, eventually doing so. Sadly they couldn't stop the prejudice that followed with the wars ending. Now it's up to the current monarchs to officially bring peace to all the kingdoms. That is, if an evil lurking around doesn't stop them first.
- Monarchs before past monarch- Corrupt people that didn't listen to the Grand Council and started a series of small wars (none of the fandomly members, because that'd be rude)
- Past monarchs- The monarchs from the past monarchs list
- Current monarch- The monarchs from the current monarchs list
Oh why didn't I think of this earlier?
Will be updated as time goes on~
- Steve War II Chapter 7
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- pandafan332
- March 25th, 14:50
Eventually the dream world took everyone with them, thankfully the door was locked, right?
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There was pounding on the door that alerted the guard immediately. Sinna pressed her ear against the door, listening for the heavy breathing that belonged to Steve. It was quiet outside the door though, causing her to sigh in relief. She slowly cracked the door open, peeking out for any sign of Steve. She opened her eyes and peeked through the small crack, not seeing any sign of Steve.
Another sign of relief.
Looking back out though, she say large gray eyes looking right into hers through the crack. Sinna screamed and rushed to close the door, waking everyone up while getting her weapons ready.
“W-What is it?!” asked Rabbit, concern taking over instead of being annoyed by the rude awakening.
“I-It’s Steve!” answered Sinna. Everyone else started waking up, not happy with the news that Steve found them.
“Honestly doesn’t that guy know how to leave people alone?” asked Mik. The pounding from the door started coming back, but more frantic.
“He’s trying to break in.” said North.
“We could barricade the door?” suggested Panda.
“Good idea! Quickly everyone, grab something or push something towards the door!” ordered Rabbit.
Everyone got up, scrabbling to find something as Steve continued to try to force his way in. Everyone started piling things in from of the door, from the dresser in the corner to a flower pot that was randomly in the room. The last item was a tea cup placed on top, thankfully with no tea still left.
“It would be a waste if that tea cup still had some in it.” said North. Panda agreed, taking a sip of her cocoa.
The pounding from the other side seemed to have faded, giving everyone some relief.
“Looks like it worked! We’re safe!” said Spinner. Panda smiled while drinking her cocoa, happy that her plan was actually work-
CRASH!
A giant hole in the wall created by Steve made that relief go away right away. Along with any of Panda’s thoughts of her plan working.
“Well.” was all Panda said, before taking another sip of her cocoa.
Before anyone else could react, Steve rushed in, grabbing Cure and Panda. Cure’s scream and Panda’s complaining over Steve making her drop her cocoa was heard.
“i GrOw BoReD.” said Steve, “fisHiE sAlAd WiTh PaNdA DrEsSiNg.” he looked over at Panda, holding her in his left hand, then turning to Cure, “mAiN dIsH? cUre.”
“Don't eat any of us~!!!!” yelled Cure. Panda was struggling, trying to get free. North pulled out a bottle filled with a red liquid.
“I'M SURE THIS WILL TASTE NICE AS A PRE-DINNER DRINK, YES?” said North, inside the bottle was poison. Sne came in through the hole, holding a Finnish-American rifle towards Steve, taking several well aimed shots. No one messed with her cat or friend! Careless grabbed all the weapons she could find in the room.
“Steve, if you don't let them all go this instant, you will wish that you never messed with this fandomly.” she said, glaring at the large alien. Nise did a smiliar thing, aiming her bazooka at Steve.
“Let them go, or else...” threatened Nise.
“Where the heck is Pandi, you’ll have to get past her first if you think you’re going to eat me!” said Panda.
Faerie was starting to get mad, her Homestuck side taking over. “Okay Steve. YOU’RE MOTHERFUCKIN’ ASKIN’ FOR IT!”
“fEaRy DrEsSiNg?” taunted Steve, before turning back to his two captives. They continued to struggle for their freedom, they weren’t about to become Steve’s next dinner! Cure was using her claws to scratch against Steve’s large hand while Panda was wondering if it was a good time to use that hidden shotgun.
Everyone stayed cautious, wanting to make their next move carefully, or else it could end with losing two of their friends.
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A/N: I have nothing to really say besides that I love cliffhangers and being cliche.
The barricading the door idea, that was from my sister watching Scooby-Doo and I remembered that Shaggy and Scooby would do that a lot, and it usually backfired with the monster finding another way in or the monster was in the room with them. In this case, Steve found another way in, charge right through the wall!I have no sense of humor.
I hope you all enjoyed and thank you Shiny for proofreading all the chapters up until now! <3
